You son of a bitch.

I don’t know who you are, you piece of shit, but I hope the battery of my iPod you stole today explodes in your face! What a great move to steal the iPod out of my wife’s pocket while she was entering the subway, you can be damn proud of yourself! I hope you get your hands chopped off in a accident, you sneaky bastard! Because worthless thieves like you probably have no or little education, you won’t even understand what I write here in english, so here’s my message in chinese for you: 操你祖宗十八代!